Bathrooms toilets Rant

Ok i am SOOO sick of walking into the bathroom and smelling crap only to open a stall and find out someones butt exploded onto the toilet and walls and floor or to walk into a bathroom and find crap smeared on the seat or urine everywhere!! as well as freaking nasty butt grease so this goes for everyone at home and in the stalls since you seem to not have been potty trained i am hoping you can read cuz here is your lesson

Potty Training 101

1: when you walk into the bathroom or stall always CLOSE AND LOCK THE DOOR!! noone wants to walk in and see ya playin with yourself or see your smelly un wiped butt because you were so incompetent you cant CLOSE AND LOCK a door

2: After you have been so kind as to close and lock the door for people please grab a seat guard and put it ON THE TOILET if you are in a public place or place toilet paper around the rim, if not in a public bathroom the above still can imply if you dont like someones dirty toilet and bathroom that should be washed and cleaned completely at LEAST two times a week.

3: Next you sit down ON THE TOILET not on the edge or the tip on th middle . your buttocks must be completely surrounded by toilet seat . if anything sitting just A LITTLE bit back would be better

4: after you have done your business you wipe with wads of toilet paper UNTIL THEY COME BACK CLEAN!! yes you got to look at the crap in the toilet paper and yes it is nasty and yes its alot of toilet paper just be glad you dont have to eat it. Its good hygiene people GET IT!?

5: after you have remembered to place your paper in the toilet NOT on the ceiling or wall and girls your monthlies things go IN THE TRASH CAN!. next you turn round yest you must look at your to do's AGAIN examine your seat put what you must in the toilet AND FLUSH! then check you didnt leave any drops of pee or but grease or blood or poo on your seat

6: wipe your seat with a small wad of toilet paper  very well and COMPLETELY!! even the little part of the bowl that sticks out in front.

7: last open your door walk out and wash your hands VERY WELL WITH SOAP!

8: now you can leave and feel happy you left a clean bathroom toilet for all of us ^_^

next rant will be on bathroom cleaning!!